| "Can I speak with God, please?" + "Good morning, St. Mary's Church,
the Vicar speaking"
=
"Oh, hello! Can I speak to God-please?"
+
"I'm sorry, he's gone to the shops"
=
(whisper) "So he gets hungry like us, too then"
+
"Pardon? Godfrey shall be back later, if you could call then?"
= "I
want God! Is he there?"
+
"No, are you being difficult? Who are you?"
=
"So God isn't there? But isn't this a church?"
+
"Yes it is. But you cannot speak to God as such"
=
"So he doesn't exist"
+
"No, he does. He is everywhere - omnipresent"
=
"So why can't I speak with him?"
+
"Umm, he's actually on the loo"
=
"O.K, I'll call later, thanks"
+
"Cheerio"
Secretly I so obviously wanted this to be
a Monty Python sketch with Michael Palin as "+".
If you're out there, Michael, you've got
my email address.
And I'm waiting for you.
Always.
</spookiness>
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